Expensive cosmetics
His wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics
absolutely guaranteed to make her look years longer.
She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours applying
the "miracle" products. Finally, when she was done, she turned
to her husband and said,
"Hon, honestly now, what age would you say I am?"
He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said,
"Well, hon, judging from your skin, twenty. Your hair, mmmm,
eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you're so sweet!"
"Well, hang on, I'm not done adding it up yet."
His wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics
absolutely guaranteed to make her look years longer.
She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours applying
the "miracle" products. Finally, when she was done, she turned
to her husband and said,
"Hon, honestly now, what age would you say I am?"
He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said,
"Well, hon, judging from your skin, twenty. Your hair, mmmm,
eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you're so sweet!"
"Well, hang on, I'm not done adding it up yet."
Hope his sofa is comfortable!