Fall Classes For Men

[kat2220]

Fall Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, Oct 30, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day

 

[barelypure]

Class 1- That's why MEN invented the ice maker.
Class 3- Group Practice?? Not a good idea.
Class 5- We mostly use paper plates.
Class 6- 2 TVs, different rooms.
Class 10- Uhh, not just no but heck no.
Class 12- Just take the car, I'll sit here in front of the telly.
Class 13- Full lobotomies, that should be offered before the marriage.
Class 14- I know you're kidding. She barely lets me use the microwave.

 

[Mopardh9]

Class 1- That's why MEN invented the ice maker.
Class 3- Group Practice?? Not a good idea.
Class 5- We mostly use paper plates.
Class 6- 2 TVs, different rooms.
Class 10- Uhh, not just no but heck no.
Class 12- Just take the car, I'll sit here in front of the telly.
Class 13- Full lobotomies, that should be offered before the marriage.
Class 14- I know you're kidding. She barely lets me use the microwave.

I'll go with your answers especially the shopping and parking ones...lol

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Mine graduated from all except #13 --- I think he needs a refresher course.

Remembering important things is just not one of his strong points. Otherwise, he's pretty well trained.

 

[barelypure]

By the way why is it women expect men to remember birthdays, anniversaries, Valentines and the like? Don't you realize our head is already crammed full with batting stats, yards after catch (yacs) and finishing order.
There's only so much we can keep track of and surely you should understand how we can not only remember but discuss intelligently the subtle changes in a football uniform's color thru the years. Priorities, priorities, priorities...