Fastest
Four old cowboys are having a discussion about what is the
fastest thing in the world.
First cowboy says,
"I believe it's thinking, 'cause when you prick your finger or
touch a flame, the pain instantly becomes thought and hits the
brain."
Second cowboy says,
"Well, I think its blinking. When you blink and open your eyes
again, you immediately see everything. Nothing is changed."
Third cowboy says,
"Well, I think it's light, 'cause as soon as you press that
light switch, you go from dark to instant light."
Fourth cowboy says,
"Well, I think it's the Mexican-two-step diarrhea."
All the others ask simultaneously,
"Diarrhea? Why?"
Fourth cowboy says,
"I'll explain it to you. I went across the border to a saloon
last night and drank a buncha homemade Mexican tequila. On the
way home from the saloon, I stopped off at Lupe's cafe and ate
two helpings of her Mexican Special, which had been warmed over
a time or two, and a buncha jalapeno and some chili peppers I
never say before."
First cowboy asks,
"So, what's that got to do with speed or diarrhea?"
Fourth cowboy says,
"Well, later on when I was in bed, I felt this fire and fierce
rumbling in my belly, and before I could think, or blink, or
turn the light on..."
Four old cowboys are having a discussion about what is the
fastest thing in the world.
First cowboy says,
"I believe it's thinking, 'cause when you prick your finger or
touch a flame, the pain instantly becomes thought and hits the
brain."
Second cowboy says,
"Well, I think its blinking. When you blink and open your eyes
again, you immediately see everything. Nothing is changed."
Third cowboy says,
"Well, I think it's light, 'cause as soon as you press that
light switch, you go from dark to instant light."
Fourth cowboy says,
"Well, I think it's the Mexican-two-step diarrhea."
All the others ask simultaneously,
"Diarrhea? Why?"
Fourth cowboy says,
"I'll explain it to you. I went across the border to a saloon
last night and drank a buncha homemade Mexican tequila. On the
way home from the saloon, I stopped off at Lupe's cafe and ate
two helpings of her Mexican Special, which had been warmed over
a time or two, and a buncha jalapeno and some chili peppers I
never say before."
First cowboy asks,
"So, what's that got to do with speed or diarrhea?"
Fourth cowboy says,
"Well, later on when I was in bed, I felt this fire and fierce
rumbling in my belly, and before I could think, or blink, or
turn the light on..."
