Father of one of my children

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cutiepie24

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A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM. SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUl AND SAYS... "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".

SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."

:D
 
PitViper24 said:
this was posted yesterday by another person
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it was? sorry.....I didn't see that....guess you had to bring it to my attention anyway..

gee.....I don't see it.....unless it was posted somewhere else........jokes generally go in this thread......


ok, found it.......it was labeled.."in line at the supermarket" I would have never known that....oh well........it is funny twice ..no biggie, no one else is complaining..... :beerbang:
 
TexasRaceLady said:
It is funny, no matter how many times I read it. :D
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thanks TRL....same here,.I can re-read some and I still get a good chuckle out of them too..........

:beerbang:
 
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