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FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray that he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs, enjoys watching NASCAR racing, owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a **** !!!
Amen
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray that he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs, enjoys watching NASCAR racing, owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a **** !!!
Amen