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FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray that he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

Amen.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs, enjoys watching NASCAR racing, owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a **** !!!

Amen
 
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