A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf..... Of
course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through
the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have
to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your
lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they
saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and
a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken
window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that
broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you...
You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to
grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you
don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of
my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I
can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now
you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie
said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary
and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I! 've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been
with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have
sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know
we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
honey?" You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd
do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the
rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over
and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and
your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you
still believe in genies?"
course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through
the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have
to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your
lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they
saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and
a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken
window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that
broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you...
You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to
grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you
don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of
my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I
can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now
you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie
said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary
and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I! 've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been
with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have
sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know
we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
honey?" You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd
do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the
rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over
and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and
your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you
still believe in genies?"
