Five rules for men about women

Bobw

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These five rules governing male behavior toward the allegedly weaker sex have been compiled by married men over many years:

1. Never make a woman mad. They can remember stuff that hasn’t even happened yet. Yep

2. Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong. Yep again

3. Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women, and they tend to hate each other. Yeah...

4. Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License contract. In the end, you have no option but to ignore everything and click “I agree.” DAMN SKIPPY!!!

5. Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes. And will, I would add, be rebroadcast at a much later date for what will be purported to be your own good. Oh yes....

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Would show the wife this but the reaction might not be worth it. However it would be hard for her to deny #5. Sometimes I think she can remember date, time and her version of what happened on things 40 years ago.
 
7. when dealing with women ALWAYS have the Details! detail, detail, detail! (no matter>right or wrong just get the details correct!)
 
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If you ever figure this out you got it made.
 
Just tell her "no further communication until you seek professional help." Works great! Definately try it;)
 
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