FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

[BobbyFord]

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and
who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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[tkj24]

Sounds like a man...

 

[BobbyFord]

Sounds like a man...

Works equally well for women

 

[Benevolent One]

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and
who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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My grandma told me another one of those rules was to find a woman with small hands because it makes your hoo-hoo look bigger. Strange woman, my grandma.