Flies and sex

Whizzer

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A woman walked into the kitchen and saw her husband sitting at the table staring intently in space and holding a fly swatter.

"What are you doing" she asked.

"Killin' flies" he replied.

"Kill any yet" she asked.

"Got three males and two females" was the response.

"How can you tell the difference" she asked.

"Easy. The males were on a beer can and the females were on the phone".

:D
 
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