Florida VS New Orleans

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Florida vs. New Orleans

Florida: We have a plan
New Orleans: We gots us a plan, too

Florida: We have trucks waiting on higher ground to move food, etc.
New Orleans: We gots our trucks parked, too. Dey Jus in 6 feets of
water.

Florida. Police will be back on patrol just as soon as we can move
around.
New Orleans: Cops Loot Wal-Mart

Florida: Home owners begin clearing debris by themselves.
New Orleans: Who's gonna clean up dis mess?

Florida: It'll cost me some savings to rebuild, but...
New Orleans: Where de damn govenment wit dem debit cards?

Florida: We are partners with FEMA, but it starts here first.
New Orleans: Damn FEMA, why dey wasn't ready?

Florida: It was worse than I believed. I should have evacuated.
New Orleans: Dey didn' send nobody to gets me.

Florida: Leaders: we have work to do, let's get started.
New Orleans: Leaders: let's go to Las Vegas and party.

Florida: We made a few mistakes, but we learned.
New Orleans: It was ______ (fill in the blank) who was at fault.

And you wonder why Florida isn't getting the news coverage New Orleans
got? The media doesn't want to see a state with its act together or
watch people work to rebuild. Whining, complaining and infighting.
That's news, Baby! Now do you believe and trust the news media? Now it
is your turn to pass this email to all your friends and tell them the
truth.

Sent to me by my Sis in FLA
 
Way down in Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time
and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the
doctor began to deliver the baby.

She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, "Hey,
Bubba! You just had you a son! Aint dat grand!"

Bubba got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,
"Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"

The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Bubba! You got
you a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too."

Bubba got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we
still ain't got done yet!"

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Bubba, you just had
yourself another boy!"

When Bubba and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down
with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we ran out of
Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"

She said, "Yeah, I do."

Bubba said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-40."
 
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