Fly Hunter

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A woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband walking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded.

"Oh. Have you killed any?" she asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked him how he knew the sex of the flies.

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
 
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