For all of you Libs...

[Gato_Solo]

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche
And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.


The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
' Nelson ,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie ?'


' Willie !' he continued and 'On The Road Again' Came from the speakers.


Then he said, 'Ray Charles !', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson .
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'

I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.


Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck,

But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'A$$Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with,

Which one, Rick Perry , Newt Gingrich , Mitt Romney , Michele Bachmann , Ron Paul , Rush Limbaugh , Glen Beck, Herman Cain , or Sarah Palin ?
Damn I love this truck...

 

[SST55]

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