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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Florida Gator
fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Gator fans
too. Not really knowing what a Florida fan is, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one
exception. Janet has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not
a Florida fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a Tennessee Volunteer fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher then asks Janet why she is a Tennessee fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Volunteer fans, so I'm a Volunteer too" she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your Mom was a moron, and
your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Gator fan."
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fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Gator fans
too. Not really knowing what a Florida fan is, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one
exception. Janet has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not
a Florida fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a Tennessee Volunteer fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher then asks Janet why she is a Tennessee fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Volunteer fans, so I'm a Volunteer too" she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your Mom was a moron, and
your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Gator fan."
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