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THE BEAR
In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months.
I could deal with that.
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Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that.
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When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute,
cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
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If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone
who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too.
I could deal with that.
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If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS
that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP .......... Gonna be a bear
In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months.
I could deal with that.
========================
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that.
===============================
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute,
cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
=====================================
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone
who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too.
I could deal with that.
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If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS
that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP .......... Gonna be a bear
