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A guy from Mississippi owned a large furniture store and wanted to expand his furniture line. He heard the largest show in the world was in Paris and decided to go.
He was quite impressed with the selections and styles and settled on new line of furniture. At the end of a long day, he decided to stop in a little cafe for a glass of wine to celebrate his purchase. The cafe was packed leaving only one empty chair, it being at his table.
A very striking lady came over and said something to him in a language he did not understand but he gathered she wanted to know if she could sit there. He nodded yes, she sat and he studied her for a moment then took a napkin and drew a picture of a glass of wine and showed it to her. She nodded yes, so he ordered a glass of wine for her. After about 30 minutes, he took another napkin and drew a picture of a plate of food and showed it to her, she nodded yes so they got up and found a nice restaurant where they had dinner. At the end of the meal, he drew a picture of two people dancing and she nodded yes and they went to a night club and danced into the early morning hours.
As they sat at their table, she took a napkin and drew a picture of a four poster bed.
And do you know, to this day, that guy has never figured out the lady knew he was in the furniture business.
He was quite impressed with the selections and styles and settled on new line of furniture. At the end of a long day, he decided to stop in a little cafe for a glass of wine to celebrate his purchase. The cafe was packed leaving only one empty chair, it being at his table.
A very striking lady came over and said something to him in a language he did not understand but he gathered she wanted to know if she could sit there. He nodded yes, she sat and he studied her for a moment then took a napkin and drew a picture of a glass of wine and showed it to her. She nodded yes, so he ordered a glass of wine for her. After about 30 minutes, he took another napkin and drew a picture of a plate of food and showed it to her, she nodded yes so they got up and found a nice restaurant where they had dinner. At the end of the meal, he drew a picture of two people dancing and she nodded yes and they went to a night club and danced into the early morning hours.
As they sat at their table, she took a napkin and drew a picture of a four poster bed.
And do you know, to this day, that guy has never figured out the lady knew he was in the furniture business.
