A little old lady told my friend the other day when they were standing
in line together, that all she had ever wanted to have in life was four
animals. My friend, who has a large dog and a big heart for strays
said, "Oh really, what kind of animals did you want? The little old
lady said "A mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed,
and a jackass to pay for it all".
in line together, that all she had ever wanted to have in life was four
animals. My friend, who has a large dog and a big heart for strays
said, "Oh really, what kind of animals did you want? The little old
lady said "A mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed,
and a jackass to pay for it all".