Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
>
>
>
> 1st woman: Hi! Wanda..
>
>
>
> 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia.. How'd you
> die?
>
>
>
> 1st woman: I froze to death..
>
>
>
> 2nd woman: How horrible!
>
>
>
> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad After
> I quit shaking from the cold, I
>
> began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
> peaceful death. What
>
> about you?
>
>
>
> 2nd woman: I died of a massive
> heart attack. I suspected that my
>
> husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch
> him in the act.
>
> But
>
> instead, I found him all by himself in the den
> watching TV.
>
>
>
> 1st woman: So, what happened?
>
>
>
> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was
> another woman there somewhere
> that
> I started running all over the house looking.
> I ran up into the
> attic
> and searched, and down into the basement. Then
> I went through every
>
> closet and checked under all the beds. I
> kept this up until I had
>
> looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
> that I just
>
keeled
> over with a heart attack and died.
>
>
>
> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look
> in the freezer---we'd both still
>
> be alive.
>
>
>
> PRICELESS
>
>
>
> 1st woman: Hi! Wanda..
>
>
>
> 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia.. How'd you
> die?
>
>
>
> 1st woman: I froze to death..
>
>
>
> 2nd woman: How horrible!
>
>
>
> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad After
> I quit shaking from the cold, I
>
> began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
> peaceful death. What
>
> about you?
>
>
>
> 2nd woman: I died of a massive
> heart attack. I suspected that my
>
> husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch
> him in the act.
>
> But
>
> instead, I found him all by himself in the den
> watching TV.
>
>
>
> 1st woman: So, what happened?
>
>
>
> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was
> another woman there somewhere
> that
> I started running all over the house looking.
> I ran up into the
> attic
> and searched, and down into the basement. Then
> I went through every
>
> closet and checked under all the beds. I
> kept this up until I had
>
> looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
> that I just
>
keeled
> over with a heart attack and died.
>
>
>
> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look
> in the freezer---we'd both still
>
> be alive.
>
>
>
> PRICELESS
