Friendly Holiday advice

TexasRaceLady

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Friendly Holiday Advice

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by Jerks who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and crap like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.
 
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