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23 NR Robby Gordon Robby, if you want to throw your helmet at Michael Waltrip this year, you better do it during his qualifying lap.

Sheer comic genius!
 
Or.......... Robby Gordon if you want to brake check Michael waltrip this race, you better draw a qualifing number just in front of him.
 
Okay here's a Robby story by Junie Donlavey that I read yesterday that I thought was pretty funny. Hope you don't mind my adding it in here but I thought it was worth sharing too.
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Funny Junie story from when Robby drove for him...

Back in 1991 while testing at Daytona, Gordon turned a few laps and was practically yawning when he came back to the pits. "He said, 'Man, this ain't nothing. You can drive these things and read a book coming down the backstretch,' " remembers Donlavey.

That irritated Donlavey and a few crew members, so when preparing a second car that day for Gordon, Donlavey had his mechanic install the carburetor without the speed-sapping restrictor plate. He wanted the ****y young driver to feel what it was like to really have to drive around this once-hairy track. "When he went down pit road . . . man, you couldn't believe it," says Donlavey. First lap: 205 mph; second lap: 207. "He made one lap like he was on a half-mile dirt track, because you know, it wasn't set up to run no 200 miles an hour," says Donlavey. "But he never backed her down." "It got a little sideways; it was fun," says Gordon.

NASCAR wasn't amused. Donlavey was fined $5,000 for allowing a car on the track without a plate. During the next day's test session, Gordon had turned numerous laps before the typical boredom of single-car testing got the best of him. "He comes by me and says, 'Have we got an extra $5,000?' "
 
Eagle, that's hilarious!

Sounds like Robby....

:cheers:

ps- I assume he's running the baja this year? I just haven't heard for sure....
 
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