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spok4
Guest
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
4. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
5. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially
down narrow aisles.
6. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
7. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
8. Play with the automatic doors.
9. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
10. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come Robin--to the Bat cave!"
11. Put M&M's on layaway.
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
13. Move 'Caution: Wet Floor' signs to carpeted areas.
14. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
15. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
16. When someone steps away from their cart, quickly fill it.
17. Test the fishing rods and see what you can 'catch' from the other aisles.
18. Play with the calculators so that they all spell 'hello' upside down.
19. While handling guns in the huntingdepartment, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
20. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
21. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
22. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna' look with various funnels.
23. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 'No, no! It's those voices again!'
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
4. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
5. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially
down narrow aisles.
6. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
7. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
8. Play with the automatic doors.
9. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
10. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come Robin--to the Bat cave!"
11. Put M&M's on layaway.
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
13. Move 'Caution: Wet Floor' signs to carpeted areas.
14. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
15. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
16. When someone steps away from their cart, quickly fill it.
17. Test the fishing rods and see what you can 'catch' from the other aisles.
18. Play with the calculators so that they all spell 'hello' upside down.
19. While handling guns in the huntingdepartment, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
20. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
21. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
22. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna' look with various funnels.
23. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 'No, no! It's those voices again!'