Funniest rumor I've heard in a while

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I just saw on-line that there was a rumor that Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame, had agreed to star in the movie adaptaion of 50 Shades Of Gray. I can;t tell you the last time a rumor like this made me actually laugh out loud, but this one did.

I've never read the book, but from what I've heard about it, it sounds like a good way to kill a career for at least a few years. Now, I'm not saying I might not enjoy seeing certain women, like Daniela Ruah, in a movie like this, but I just can't see a remotely well known actress doing it. Then again, you never know. Many of you may be shocked to learn that John Denver was actually offered the starring role in American Gigolo (sp?). He thought it would ruin the image he had, so he said no. It turned out to be a pretty good move for Richard Gere. And for the movie's makers as I would imagine. I love John Denver's music (alright, just keep the snickers to yourself), but that just doesn't seem like something he could pull off very well. Then again, I think Richard Gere is one of the ugliest people I've ever seen on the big screen. So, what do I know?
 
Kristen Stewart was allegedly approached as well. Yes, that Kristen Stewart, the one with one single facial expression.
 
Kristen Stewart was allegedly approached as well. Yes, that Kristen Stewart, the one with one single facial expression.
Now, that I might be able to see. She doesn't have a very good reputation as it is, and she certainly is sexy. I don't think her serious limitations as an actor would make much of a difference in a movie like that. Hmmm, maybe somebody like her or Lindsay Lohan might do it. Then again, as I said, I haven't read the book. But, I believe I heard that the main character was allegedly just an average woman with a good reputation in the beginning of the story. That might be hard for Lohan or somebody to pull off.
 
Kristen Stewart was allegedly approached as well. Yes, that Kristen Stewart, the one with one single facial expression.

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