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Jeff Gluck posted this email he received.

This email is so amazing, I just had to share it with all of you. Enjoy! LOL...


Hello Jeff,

I enjoyed reading your page in todays USA Today. I am not sure how close you follow the Nascar. I think the fans are enjoying the parity that they have seen so far. Ten races Eight winners. How we got there is the problem. Yahoo sports reported it first, Two weeks ago. Jimmie Johnson has been paid off by Nascar to lay back. The price is not high for Nascar, but the fans are like yeaaa. The reported price to lay back and do not win is a reported 8.35 Million. That is mere peanuts to Nascar.

I have done the research, WSJ has also reported it. I for one am amazed that one driver can dominate that much to reflect the ratings on Nascar. Yes Nascar was getting killed at the tracks in attendance. I do see a noticable improvement this season. So after reading your piece in USA today, I just wonder if you guys have been left in the dark on this. It was told that Nascar will set Johnson free after or right before the Coca Cola 600. Any info you can get on this, I'd be happy to hear back form you guys.

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NOW, we know the truth! ROTFLMAO
 
Well I dont know who's been trolled here, Gluck for posting this for everyone to read or Gluck himself for allowing himself to think such stupid exists in the world.

Either way, comical stuff.
 
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LMAO Wow what a coincidence... they're "letting him go" next week :rolleyes:

Wait... is he allowed to win the all star race or does he have to wait until the 600? lol
 
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So who is picking the 48 to win the 600 :idunno:
"right before or right after"----------------- Cant they narrow it down a bit
 
This sounds like it came from one of my coworkers... wonder if he sent it? (Nah, it'd require too much effort from him.)

But he has been claiming that JJ has been told to "hold back and let Jr. win". He also claims:
> They inserted a device into Tony Stewart's leg (while he was in the hospital) - it allows them to make him lift off the accelerator, which explains why he's been off the pace.
> They gave Danica's restrictor plate from last year to Austin Dillon, so he could win the Daytona 500 pole.
> Childress accidently put that restrictor plate on Brian Scott's motor for Talladega.
> Brad Keselowski, at Talladega, was demonstrating why you're not supposed to text and drive.
> Toyota is paying NASCAR to keep Honda from coming in, now that Dodge is out.
> NASCAR is trying to bring in BMW or Audi or Porsche, to appeal to well-heeled Yuppie fans.


Don't forget you heard it here first - if you didn't have your tinfoil hat on!
 
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This sounds like it came from one of my coworkers... wonder if he sent it? (Nah, it'd require too much effort from him.)

But he has been claiming that JJ has been told to "hold back and let Jr. win". He also claims:
> They inserted a device into Tony Stewart's leg (while he was in the hospital) - it allows them to make him lift off the accelerator, which explains why he's been off the pace.
> They gave Danica's restrictor plate from last year to Austin Dillon, so he could win the Daytona 500 pole.
> Childress accidently put that restrictor plate on Brian Scott's motor for Talladega.
> Brad Keselowski, at Talladega, was demonstrating why you're not supposed to text and drive.
> Toyota is paying NASCAR to keep Honda from coming in, now that Dodge is out.
> NASCAR is trying to bring in BMW or Audi or Porsche, to appeal to well-heeled Yuppie fans.


Don't forget you heard it here first - if you didn't have your tinfoil hat on!
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Wow.
 
It's pretty obvious that nascar forced Kevin to hold back and let Jeff win to get in the chase.
 
Of all the stuff...this is one I would believe:

Toyota is paying NASCAR to keep Honda from coming in, now that Dodge is out.

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"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." - Lord Acton
 
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