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paullouw

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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance
and HMO paperwork and was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the
local technical college , signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time
for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous
skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he
had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called
the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful
for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an
error in the grade." The instructor said, "During the exam,
you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of
the total mark. "You put the engine back together again
perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a
pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50%
because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never
seen done in my entire career."
:lol2:
 
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance
and HMO paperwork and was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the
local technical college , signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time
for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous
skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he
had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called
the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful
for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an
error in the grade." The instructor said, "During the exam,
you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of
the total mark. "You put the engine back together again
perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a
pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50%
because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never
seen done in my entire career."
:lol2:

Why isn't this in the jokes section? :confused:
 
Ohhhhhh, and i just had taken a bite of a delicious piece of candy a dear friend sent me. LOL
Choke, cough, sputter !!!!!
 
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