Gator on the golf course

[VaDirt]

 

[Johali]

Hell that's uncle George.

 

[Bobw]

Choot him 'Lizbeth! Choot him!!

News said a 13 footer, now that's one big sumbeech!

 

[Rick]

Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.
Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black?
Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator bit my hand off!

 

[be9ak7ts16]

http://www.fox8live.com/story/28397500/13-ft-alligator-spotted-on-fl-golf-course

We played that course last June when we went down to Florida. We didn't see him/her.

 

[Racer1930]

I remember playing a golf course in South Carolina and there was a fairly long par-3. I took out a 5-iron and swung away - only to "top it" and hit a grounder down by the pond in front of the green. I could see the ball and it was short of the water so I figured I could chip it across and maybe still make a par - at worst a bogey.

When I got close to the ball I noticed what looked to be a very large plastic alligator.

...It wasn't plastic - I made a double bogey and had to change my pants.