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charliebean
Guest
A cowboy walks into a bar, a few miles West of
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> > Brokeback Mountain, and, after two steps in, he
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> > realizes it's a gay bar.
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> > "What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a
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> > drink."
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> > When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
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> > "What's the name of your 'willy'?"
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> > The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All
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> > I want is a drink."
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> > The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you
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> > until you tell me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for
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> > instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'
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> > That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
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> > SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies."
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> > The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells
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> > him he will give him a second to think it over.
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> > So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is
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> > sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
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> > yours?"
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> > The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The
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> > thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly
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> > replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on
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> > tickin!'"
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> > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on
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> > his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita
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> > and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
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> > The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
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> > "FORD, because "'Quality is Job One." Then he adds,
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> > "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
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> > The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY,
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> > 'Like a Rock!' And gives a wink!
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> > Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment
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> > before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
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> > Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The
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> > name of my 'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
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> > The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but
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> > with a puzzled look
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> > asks, "Why Secret?"
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> > The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
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> > MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN
> >
> > Brokeback Mountain, and, after two steps in, he
> >
> > realizes it's a gay bar.
> >
> > "What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a
> >
> > drink."
> >
> > When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
> >
> > "What's the name of your 'willy'?"
> >
> > The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All
> >
> > I want is a drink."
> >
> > The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you
> >
> > until you tell me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for
> >
> > instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'
> >
> > That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
> >
> > SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies."
> >
> > The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells
> >
> > him he will give him a second to think it over.
> >
> > So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is
> >
> > sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
> >
> > yours?"
> >
> > The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The
> >
> > thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly
> >
> > replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on
> >
> > tickin!'"
> >
> > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on
> >
> > his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita
> >
> > and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
> >
> > The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
> >
> > "FORD, because "'Quality is Job One." Then he adds,
> >
> > "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
> >
> > The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY,
> >
> > 'Like a Rock!' And gives a wink!
> >
> > Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment
> >
> > before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
> >
> > Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The
> >
> > name of my 'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
> >
> > The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but
> >
> > with a puzzled look
> >
> > asks, "Why Secret?"
> >
> > The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
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> > MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN
