Geezer Answers and Scoring Scale

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1. B) On the floor, left of the clutch. Hand controls, popular in Europe,
took till the 60s to catch on.


2. B) To sprinkle clothes before ironing. Who had a steam iron?


3. c) Cold weather caused the milk to freeze and expand, popping the
bottle top.


4. a) Blackjack Gum.


5. B) Special makeup was applied followed by drawing a seam down the back
of the leg with eyebrow pencil.


6. a) 1946 Studebaker.


7. c) Wax coke bottles containing super-sweet colored water.


8. a) Wax for your flat top (butch) haircut.


9. a) With clamps, tightened by a skate key, which you wore on a
shoestring around your neck.


10. c) Eeny-meeny-miney-mo.


11. c) Cooties.


12. B) Taxi. Better be ready by half-past eight!


13. c) Macaroni.


14. c) Hiding under your desk, covering your head with your arms in an
A-bomb drill.


15. a) Princess Summerfallwinterspring. She was another puppet.


16. a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink to get "high."


17. B) Put in a special stamp book, they could be traded for household
items at the Green Stamp store.


18. c) Ammunition, and we'll all be free.


19. a) The all male, all black group, The Inkspots.


20. a) Tony Bennett and he sounds just as good today.


SCORING


17 - 20 correct: You are not only older than dirt, but obviously gifted
with mind bloat. Now if you could only find your glasses!


12 - 16 correct: Not quite dirt yet, but your mind is definitely muddy.


0 - 11 correct: You are a sad excuse of a geezer. Redeem yourself by
declaring to everyone that the world is going to hell in a handbasket!
 
19 correct for me. I already knew I was 2 years older than dirt. ROTFL

The only one I couldn't remember was #15. I watched Howdy Doody all the time, but just couldn't remember the Princess.
 
Originally posted by the5car
OK...explain #2 to me...

LMAO,

No matter what your score was you absolutely fail to qualify as a geezer!:D

Back in the day, there was no home version of a steam iron. In order to generate moisture in the clothes ironing process you "sprinkle" the clothes with water. Btw, there was no such critter as "permanent press" either. You use an empty RC bottle, replace the cap, and have a ready made "sprinkler".
 
I'm in my late 30's and I only missed 3 of the questions. (4,8,19) I don't consider any of you a geezer, just well versed in LIFE!:)
 
OK....you replace the cap with what ??

And why an RC bottle? I'm sure a Coke or Nehi bottle would suffice...

I'm another year older today, but I'm no Geezer !!!
 
Originally posted by the5car
OK....you replace the cap with what ??

And why an RC bottle?  I'm sure a Coke or Nehi bottle would suffice...

I'm another year older today, but I'm no Geezer !!!

The RC Cola cap came with holes already in it. You removed the sealer (cork) and you were all set!
 
RC just made it easier for us womenfolk to do the ironing. You took the cork liner out of the top to open the holes.

Any soda bottle would work. You just had to take care in putting the holes in the top with that icepick.
 
No kidding ???

Well, that one escaped me...

I do remember cork seals though...

And as kids we used to scour the ditches looking
for old bottles to return...3 cents for anything
less than 16 ounces and a whole nickel for quarts !!!
 
Originally posted by HardScrabble
The RC Cola cap came with holes already in it. You removed the sealer (cork) and you were all set!

If memory serves me correctly, this is the only cola bottle that came this way. My great-grandmother used to use one when she did the ironing. I believe I was 9 or 10 years old before she got a washing machine. She used a wash tub (it was electric) but then she had to change the water to "rinse" the clothes and then she would run them through the wringer and hang them out on the line to dry. Oh, memories of my younger years! They were great!
 
They came out with a corked sprinkle head in the early 60s that you could put in any soda bottle.I also remember pants stretchers that my mom would use.Oh I scored 17 by the way. :)
 
I'm getting kind of muddy here. I scored 16. I can feel myself getting older as I type.......Exhausted now.......must find rocking chair...............ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 
Originally posted by the5car


And as kids we used to scour the ditches looking
for old bottles to return...3 cents for anything
less than 16 ounces and a whole nickel for quarts !!!

3 cents? Wow we only got 2 cents! And I don't remember quart bottles at all!!:)

But pbunch says I have alzhiemers.........so maybe I'm wrong.:(

And I got 17. Who could remember who a princess was anyway? And songs? Geeze at that age, I was more interested in climbing trees than any old radio stuff. And who the heck was Caroline Kennedy anyway?:D
 
Srab is our cuttin the rug tonight,It's his wifes birthday.I sent him some Viagra.:)
 
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