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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy with a penny. The second lady nodded, adding that onions used to be bigger and cheaper also, demonstrated the size of two big onions that she could by with a penny a piece. The third old lady remarked, " I can't hear a word your saying, but I remember the guy your talking about.
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, " Do you still get horny?" The other replies, " Oh sure I do." The first lady asks, " What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, " Who drives you to the beach ?"
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, " You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is, 'Mutual Orgasm'. Mutual Orgasm' here and Mutual Orgasm' there-- that's all they talk about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have a mutual orgasm?" Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said, " No, I think we had State Farm".
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, " Do you still get horny?" The other replies, " Oh sure I do." The first lady asks, " What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, " Who drives you to the beach ?"
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, " You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is, 'Mutual Orgasm'. Mutual Orgasm' here and Mutual Orgasm' there-- that's all they talk about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have a mutual orgasm?" Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said, " No, I think we had State Farm".