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The irate customer called the newspaper office, loudly demanding to know,"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"
"Ma'am", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, I'll be damned. So that's why no one was in church today."
"Ma'am", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, I'll be damned. So that's why no one was in church today."