Getting older has its problems

[Whizzer]

On the day that daylight savings time ended, I stopped in to see an old friend.
There he was covering his ***** with black shoe polish.
I told him, "you better get your hearing checked. You're supposed to turn your clock back!"

 

[Kyle18fan]

That silly old man........................ black spray paint works so much better

 

[Racer1930]

...an old guy walks into a cellular phone place and says "well I guess I have to get one of these new phone things, everybody has them, and my daughter says it's important for safety".

"well Sir, your daughter is definitely right, plus, your friends and relatives can call you at any time."

"...even when I'm camping and fishing?"

"Yessir"

"Nevermind"