Bobw
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An elderly woman is standing at the railing on a cruise ship holding tightly onto her hat with both hands due to the wind. A gentleman approaches her and says "I don't mean to be forward but the wind is blowing your dress up." She replies "Yes I know but I need to hold onto my hat." He answers "I hope you are aware that you're not wearing underwear and everything is exposed." She looks down and then back at him and says, "Anything you can see there is 75 years old, I just got this hat yesterday."
