Girl from Tennessee

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Girl from Tennessee

> >>> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
> >>> their new wives duties.
> >>>
> >>> The first man had married a woman from Kansas and had told her
> >>> that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,
> >>> but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes
> >>> washed and put away.
> >>>
> >>> The second man married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife
> >>> orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
> >>> The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
> >>> better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
> >>> done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
> >>>
> >>> The third man married a girl from Tennessee. He told her that her
> >>> duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
> >>> washed and hot meals on the table. He said the first day
> >>> he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but
> >>> by the third day the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
> >>> out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the
> >>> dishwasher.
 
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