Give me a push....

[charliebean]

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
> pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
> drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
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> "Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3 o'clock in the morning. He
> slams the door and returns to bed.
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> "Who was that? asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push!"
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> "Did you help him? she asks. "No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the
> morning and it is pouring rain outside!"
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> His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke
> down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself!"
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> The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
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> He calls out into the dark, "Hello. Are you still there?"
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> "Yes," comes back the answer.
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> "Do you still need a push? calls out the husband.
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> "Yes! Please! comes the reply from the darkness.
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> "Where are you? asks the husband.
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> "Over here on the swing! replies the drunk

 

[Benevolent One]