Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched
in horror as her ball headed directly toward a
foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball
hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his
hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and
proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed
down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and
I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,"
she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a
few minutes," the man replied, still in pain, in the
fetal position, still clasping his hands together
in his groin. But she persisted, and he finally
allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away
and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,
and put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked, "How does that feel! ?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb
still hurts like hell.
in horror as her ball headed directly toward a
foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball
hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his
hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and
proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed
down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and
I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,"
she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a
few minutes," the man replied, still in pain, in the
fetal position, still clasping his hands together
in his groin. But she persisted, and he finally
allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away
and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,
and put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked, "How does that feel! ?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb
still hurts like hell.
