Good Ears

BobbyFord

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A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his
own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to
the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman
and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe
slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor
kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my
apartment, I hear someone coming.' He followed her into her apartment;
she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall
off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my
best feature?' Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's
got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears?

Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural. I
work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch
waist. Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that
the best part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered... 'Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming... that was me.'
 
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