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A successful rancher died and left everything to his
devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and
determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little
about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other
a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when
no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
figuring it would be safer to have him around the
house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker
who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about
ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow
said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good
job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into
town an kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one
Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two
o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around
two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the
rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass
of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over
to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so
slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and
placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it,
constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he
did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light
of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said. . . "If you ever wear
my clothes into town again, you're fired
devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and
determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little
about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other
a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when
no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
figuring it would be safer to have him around the
house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker
who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about
ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow
said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good
job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into
town an kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one
Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two
o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around
two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the
rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass
of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over
to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so
slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and
placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it,
constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he
did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light
of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said. . . "If you ever wear
my clothes into town again, you're fired
