Good names for rock bands

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stridsberry

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The Cotton-Eating Moths of Australia
The Turkey Spiders
The Flaming Salmonella Units
Excessive Deer Doots
Rival Bat Dung Gatherers
The Fecal Pellets
The Wood Tick Snorkels
Heave
Squatting Turnips
The Bones of Contention
Pinot Noir and his Nuances of Toast
The Fabulous Snake Doots
Shy Fruiter and the Saplings
Weasel Nostrils
Three Fatty Acid Radicals
The Flaming Booty Moths
Earl Piedmont and the Diphthongs
Slippery Spleens
Sheep Eyeballs
The Flaming Croutons
Rodent Passion
Flaming Squirrels
Balky Charcoal
St. Vincent and The Grenadines
The Biscuit Whackers
Gaseous Worms
Raymond Burr's Legs
Shark Puke
Jimmy Music and the Stomach Contents
Little Heed
Short Shrift
Gastric Contents
The Urban Professionals
The Phlegmtones
The Federal Duck
Crotch
Effluent, Sliced Meat
The Postal Patrons
The Vestigial Organs
Decomposing Tubers
Diminished Penile Sensation
Bill and the Bracts
The Foliage Eaters
Crab Shrapnel
DeWayne Hurlmont and the Compunctions of Soul
Contaminated Tumbleweeds
Varlet and the Squeaking Codpieces
Violently Fracturing Water Closets
The Flying Shards
The Fierce Prune-Eating Hamsters from Space
Duane Ketter and his Wildlife Technicians
Paint-Peeling Puffs of Flatulence
Mosquito Hunter and the Unreliable Pollinators
The Mighty Shaking Wattles (for the Rolling Stones)
Bleeding Nipples
Rapid Sucking Action
Nuclear Underpants
Marcel and the Turpitudes
The Groin Whappers
Thrusting Balloon Puppies
Drastic Toilet Air
The Eerie Groin Legumes
Drawers Full of Slugs
Groping for Elmo
The Pig-Stinging Jellyfish
Fugitive Squirrel and the Clearly Disturbed Beavers
The Moos of Derision
Elmo Wendorf and the Cow Fitters
Disoriented Chickadees
Pain and Suffering
Mature Hamsters
Weasel Feet
Kung Fu Trees
Combat Alfalfa
Hearty Polyp Chuckles
 
How about...

Nick Nostril and the nine dirty nose pickers?
Rancid meat?
E-COLI?
Senseless noise? (several band should consider adopting this one)
Mad Cow Disease (all girl band maybe?)
 
Stridsberry, where did you get all these. And 4X, that Mad Cow Disease, wasn't very nice! :p :dual9mm:
 
How's 'bout my Coutry Western Punk band named "I Put A Hurtin' On You With A Power Tool"?
And what DeeDee said, "Stridsberry, where did you get all these?"
 
Originally posted by DeeDee@Apr 21 2003, 12:55 AM
Stridsberry, where did you get all these. And 4X, that Mad Cow Disease, wasn't very nice! :p :dual9mm:
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It wasn't nice, but it was funny though :p
 
Flatulent Felons?

2 tuff 2 tame?

The Loose Lugnuts?
 
I got these from Dave Barry's official website - some have been used by him in various columns throughout his writing career, others were user-submitted.
 
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Rascle FLatts
Barenaked Ladies
anthrax(got new name now)
I got one that cant be said on this chat sorry :p (local Band)
 
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