'Ya know,' said the Scotsman, 'I prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow
there's a wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there
goes out of his way for the locals, so much so that when you buy 4
drinks he'll buy the 5th drink for you.'
The Englishman then says, 'At my local, the Red Lion, the barman
there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2.'
'Ahhhhh, that's nothing laddies', said the Irishman. 'Back home in me
own Dublin , there's Ryan's Bar. The moment you set foot in the place
they'll buy you a drink, then another. They buy all the drinks you
like. Then, when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and
see that you get laid. And it's all on the house.'
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn his claims, but the
Irishman swears every word is true.
The Englishman finally says, 'Did this actually happen to you?'
'Well, not to meself, personally,' said the Irishman, 'but it did
happen to me sister.'
there's a wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there
goes out of his way for the locals, so much so that when you buy 4
drinks he'll buy the 5th drink for you.'
The Englishman then says, 'At my local, the Red Lion, the barman
there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2.'
'Ahhhhh, that's nothing laddies', said the Irishman. 'Back home in me
own Dublin , there's Ryan's Bar. The moment you set foot in the place
they'll buy you a drink, then another. They buy all the drinks you
like. Then, when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and
see that you get laid. And it's all on the house.'
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn his claims, but the
Irishman swears every word is true.
The Englishman finally says, 'Did this actually happen to you?'
'Well, not to meself, personally,' said the Irishman, 'but it did
happen to me sister.'