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FOURISIS

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Hey everyone.I wanted to share something that happened today.

At work we are having a huge outdoor sale and my boss is always asking if I watered all the plants.It seems to take me forever b/c the produce guys broke my water tank.Well today when the fire departments came to the store to shop(they come in every day all 3 depts.) I was outside w/my many buckets of water.2 depts were already outside at the time.I jokingly and I say jokingly, asked if I could use their hose.well to my surprise the fire chief pulls #20 truck up and out came the hose.I'm telling u in five seconds all the plants were watered!I was amazed, shocked,and thankfull.well now the other 2 depts jokingly asked me when was their turn.lol.

well my boss asked me once again if I watered the plants and i replied the fire dept took care of that for me!

the guys in produce told me well now I've seen it all. :p
 
i got one too..

a blonde woman was looking for a new car. She didn't know anything at all about cars, but just knew she wanted a small nimble sports car for relatively cheap. So she went through the want ads and found an old 914 porsche that looked fairly good. So she picked it up, and on the way home, the engine died while she was going up a steep hill. So she got out, popped the hood, but to her amazement, there wasn't an engine! A passerby saw her and decided to stop, and he asked her what was wrong. When she told him she couldn't find the engine, he asked her if she had checked the trunk. She she said no, he went around and opened it, and said the carburetor was suffering from starvation because there wasn't very much fuel in the tank.
 
Sounds like you've made more new friends Fourisis!
 

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