Guns Better Than Women

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TOP TEN REASONS MEN
PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN...

And Here We Go...

#10 - You can trade an
old 44 in for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and
have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so,
he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if
you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you
even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up
a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally
every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new
grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you
go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
(drum roll, please...)

Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

#1 - You can buy a
silencer for a gun!
 
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