Halloween jokes

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Two ghosts are really haunting extra hard since it's Halloween....being extra scary. Of course they get to needing a snack and stop for some wings. One ghost is extra hungry and is scarfing them down like crazy. Other ghost gives the scarfer the stink eye and says...

"You're a ghost...don't be a-gobblin"

...thank you, thank you, I'll be here all weekend :D

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Heavy set Witch and a skeleton are haunting an old abandoned mansion. Witch says to the skeleton "how do you stay so thin?"...skeleton responds "I dunno, I drink those protien shakes but they go right through me"
 
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