At church this morning our priest told the following joke (which he found on the internet):
After the service Easter morning, the Priest was standing at the church door, as he always was, to shake hands with the worshippers.
He grabbed the hand of a young man and whispered, 'You need to join the army of the Lord.'
The young man replied, 'I'm already in the army of the Lord, Father.'
So the priest enquired, 'Then how come I don't see you except at Christmas and at Easter?'
The young man whispered back, 'I'm in the secret service.'
I thought it was funny I hope everyone has had a Happy Easter!