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Flametamer
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A lady took her dog to the vet because he was having problems hearing. The vet found that the dog had too much hair in his ears, so he clipped the hair, and sure enough, the dog got his hearing back. The Vet told the woman to buy some hair remover and use it on his ears once a month. So, the lady went to the drug store and got some Nair. The druggist said, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days. The lady replied, "I'm not using it under my arms." So the druggist warned, "Well, if you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a few days." She said, "I'm not going to use it on my legs. If you must know, I'm going to use it on my Schnauzer." To which the druggist replied, "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week."
