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BobbyFord

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Charlie was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he
sent his wife, Mary, to Ace Hardware. At Ace Hardware Mary saw a
beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for John, the
Manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When John was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"
John replied, "That's silver and it costs $300."

My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she
proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and
John went to the back room to find it. From the back room John
yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
 
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