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Flametamer
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Two ladies were working in a women's lingerie store a few days before Christmas when they saw a man nervously wandering up and down the aisles. One of the clerks walked over.
"Is there something I can help you find?" she said.
"No, really, I think I can find it myself"
"Really sir, don't be shy. This is a lingerie store and it's our job to help people find the things they need. You shouldn't be embarrassed."
"Well, okay. I'm looking for a bra for my wife."
"Well that's no problem, we sell those everyday. What size does she need?"
"7 3/4"
"Are you sure? That's a rather odd size. How did you measure her?"
"With my hat"
"Is there something I can help you find?" she said.
"No, really, I think I can find it myself"
"Really sir, don't be shy. This is a lingerie store and it's our job to help people find the things they need. You shouldn't be embarrassed."
"Well, okay. I'm looking for a bra for my wife."
"Well that's no problem, we sell those everyday. What size does she need?"
"7 3/4"
"Are you sure? That's a rather odd size. How did you measure her?"
"With my hat"