When you have an "I HATE MY JOB DAY," try this:
On your way home from work,stop at your pharamacy and go to the the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home,lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair.Open the package and remove the
themometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken. The fun part begins.
Take out the instructions and read it carefully. You will notice that
in small print there is a statement "Every rectal thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times...
"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at
Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB WORSE THAN YOURS!!!!
On your way home from work,stop at your pharamacy and go to the the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home,lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair.Open the package and remove the
themometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken. The fun part begins.
Take out the instructions and read it carefully. You will notice that
in small print there is a statement "Every rectal thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times...
"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at
Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB WORSE THAN YOURS!!!!