Having breakfast with his Granddaughter

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I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"

Without skipping a beat, she said, "It's President's Day!". She's smart, so I asked her "What does President's Day mean?".

I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Biden steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 3 more years of his Bull ****."

You know, it really does hurt when hot coffee spurts out your nose!