Hell to the Nope

[HoneyBadger]

So, apparently, we have a snake epidemic here in North Carolina because of the insane amounts of rain we've been getting. Every time I turn on Facebook, there are new snake pictures.

 

[utvol0427]

So, apparently, we have a snake epidemic here in North Carolina because of the insane amounts of rain we've been getting. Every time I turn on Facebook, there are new snake pictures.

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Time to move.

 

[Professur]

Take up golf. I've yet to meet a snake that moves faster than a 5-iron.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Take up golf. I've yet to meet a snake that moves faster than a 5-iron.

We've got some small ones here that move like lightning --- but not faster than a bullet.

 

[Johali]

We've got some small ones here that move like lightning --- but not faster than a bullet.

38 special snake shot is my preferred rattlesnake/cottonmouth ammo.

 

[DanicaFreak]

38 special snake shot is my preferred rattlesnake/cottonmouth ammo.

We've got some small ones here that move like lightning --- but not faster than a bullet.

You shoot, TRL????

 

[Professur]

She's a texan .. of course she shoots.

 

[DanicaFreak]

She's a texan .. of course she shoots.

not ALL texans shoot....do they?

 

[BobbyFord]

I leave snakes alone unless they pose an immediate threat.

 

[Johali]

I leave snakes alone unless they pose an immediate threat.

Me also but hunting and fishing as much as I do it's sometimes necessary. It's rare but it happens where the only alternative, especially with the aggressive cottonmouth, is to take'em out.

 

[Johali]

You shoot, TRL????

I haven't shot @TexasRaceLady and if I tried she would shoot my junk off.

 

[Professur]

I haven't shot @TexasRaceLady and if I tried she would shoot my junk off.

My tongue is killing me from biting it.

 

[Johali]

My tongue is killing me from biting it.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

You shoot, TRL????

Of course, I shoot. Carry my little "varmint" pistol when I go out to the back --- .25 Beretta semi-auto.
I never know what I'll meet.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

I leave snakes alone unless they pose an immediate threat.

Way too many copperheads, rattlers, and water moccasins out here, to not carry protection.

 

[DanicaFreak]

Of course, I shoot. Carry my little "varmint" pistol when I go out to the back --- .25 Beretta semi-auto.
I never know what I'll meet.

Varmits...of the 2 or 4 legged kind...

 

[Professur]

Way too many copperheads, rattlers, and water moccasins out here, to not carry protection.

Tax collectors, encyclopedia sales men, .... revenuers.





Yankees?

 

[BobbyFord]

Tax collectors, encyclopedia sales men, .... revenuers.





Yankees?

You left a few out but I like the direction you're headed...

 

[DanicaFreak]

thanks for making me laugh about this--what a stressful day. and you @Professur you make me laugh at the same time shake my fist....mission accomplished huh?

 

[Clutch]

What's a snake?

 

[Rick]

I leave snakes alone unless they pose an immediate threat.

Same for wasps and hornets. So many times I've watched morons tear their hat off and start flailing at the critters the moment they are seen.

 

[BobbyFord]

What's a snake?

It's a legless lizard

 

[HoneyBadger]

I have something that will kill snakes in my house. It's called Cat.

 

[pudge]

likewise real bad in South Carolina, cat doesn't have a chance. i've already killed 2 in my house, both black snakes. they're wanting food really bad.

 

[Professur]

I've been legless a time or four myself.

 

[HoneyBadger]

likewise real bad in South Carolina, cat doesn't have a chance. i've already killed 2 in my house, both black snakes. they're wanting food really bad.

Snakes start popping up in my town and I'm buying a katana to kill them with.

 

[ladyspartan16]

We had a lady here in VA buy a case of water and get it home only to find a snake at the bottom.

I've seen three snakes in my neighborhood this week.

I'm ready to move to Canada.

 

[lisa]

Ok, now I can say this about Ohio. We have snakes, mostly garter, I don't think we have anything overly dangerous. I've never seen any anyhow.


That and my state is very green, lots of trees. I love that about Ohio.

 

[Johali]

. We have snakes, mostly garter, I don't think we have anything overly dangerous.

Oh but yes you do. Click on the link.

http://www.bcsn.tv/news_article/show/537928