Here's your sign

tkj24

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Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different parts of town.
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> > Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.
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> > Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
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> > "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?
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> > Jose says,
> > "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
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> > Carlo's sign reads;
> > "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
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> > "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
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> > "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"
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> > Carlo's says, "Alright, what does your sign say?"
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> > It reads,
> > "I only need ten more dollars to get back to Mexico .."
 
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