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Matt43

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A tale of two diaries:

HER DIARY : Tonight I thought my boyfriend was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.. I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later he came to bed. To my surprise he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY: I lost a street race to a Honda today, but at least I got laid.
 
I'll tell ya, the only race (if you call it that) I've ever been in with a Honda (I still chuckle when I think about it) was a couple years ago. Yes it was in the 'Runner. We were at a stop light, wide open ahead, long stretch. He's on my left, some kid, revving his car >WWWIINGGgggggg WWWIINGGgggggg WWWIIGGgggggg<. I Didn't even power brake it or anything, hell I wasn't even gonna hit it that hard I just sat there. It was after dark and the cops around here are thick at night. The light went green, he dumped the clutch...and he KILLED it! :XXROFL: I could tell 'cause I heard what sounded like a lawn mower hitting a tree root and saw him frantically fumbling for the ignition as I pulled out.
 
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