Hey EMP

[nascarwoman]

Emp, I have a confession to make.....on the way to work this morning, while driving thru the parkway, I accidentally hit one of your relatives. It was an accident, I'm really, really sorry. I couldn't tell which one it was, but if Joe Bob isn't home for dinner, he's near the pond on the Grant Parkway, just about 6 inches to the left of the yellow line.

Again my appologies to Mrs. Joe Bob and the young ones.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Oh, the shame, NW.

I guess the word spread quickly. I noticed the Texas branch of the family ---- the Billy Bob branch --- were not their usual spunky selves.

 

[EatMorePossum]

I don't think we have any kin up in Wisconsin. If we did, I guess we don't anymore.

It's too cold to go make the rounds right now, but if I hear of anybody coming up missing, I'll pass the word.

 

[EatMorePossum]

Wait a second, I just noticed something.

6 inches to the left of the yellow line? This don't sound too much like an accident to me. You sure you don't want to confess anything?

 

[Flametamer]

Rest assured he wont go to waste!

 

[EatMorePossum]

:EEEEK:

 

[Flametamer]

Well, thats better than leavin him on the side of the road for his family to see. :lol:

 

[Guido]

What do you mean "on the side of the road"?

 

[kat2220]

hehehe......guess which one I had for dinner tonight!

 

[nascarwoman]

Originally posted by EatMorePossum@Mar 22 2004, 04:20 PM
Wait a second, I just noticed something.

6 inches to the left of the yellow line? This don't sound too much like an accident to me. You sure you don't want to confess anything?

After I hit him, he skidded over the line.....It really was an accident. I never ment to hit him, honest.

 

[sgbg88]

Hey I didn't hit any of EMP relatives, but I did almost get 3--count them---3 squirrels today. The little critters just wouldn't stay out of the way!!!! Glad I didn't go after #4, you know 3 times a charm

Sorry to hear of the accident EMP---poor thing never stood a chance! :lol:

 

[millermagic]

Never swerve or slow down for anything that can't damage the vehicle

 

[sgbg88]

Sorry but I do try and miss them if I can. Of course you should here me telling them to get out of the way :lol: I wonder if they can really hear me!!!

 

[Gollum]

I try to miss them. But I belive it is their destiny to be road kill. :lol:

 

[sgbg88]

Gollum please tell me you don't count points when you hit them

 

[Gollum]

Yep I thought every one did. :lol:

opossum-3 ( sorry EMP )
Chickens-4
Racoon -5
Fox -10
Dogs & Cats -15

 

[sgbg88]

Chickens---who hits a chicken!!! Only in TN I guess!

 

[Gollum]

Well you don't hit that many chickens in TN. Maybe in Alabama or Mississippi. Maybe they should count more points. :lol:

 

[turtle3539]

Originally posted by kat2220@Mar 22 2004, 07:15 PM
hehehe......guess which one I had for dinner tonight!

I'm wearing a shirt right now that has that menu on it! :lol:

 

[kat2220]

Originally posted by turtle3539+Mar 22 2004, 11:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (turtle3539 @ Mar 22 2004, 11:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--kat2220@Mar 22 2004, 07:15 PM
hehehe......guess which one I had for dinner tonight!

I'm wearing a shirt right now that has that menu on it! :lol: [/b][/quote]
Turtle, you need to order one for the KAT and send it to me :lol: :lol:

 

[kat2220]

Hey sgbg

 

[TexasRaceLady]

For shame, all of you. Making light of EMP losing a relative.

ROTFL

 

[kat2220]

Originally posted by TexasRaceLady@Mar 23 2004, 10:14 AM
For shame, all of you. Making light of EMP losing a relative.

ROTFL

TRL......his name is EAT more possum!

 

[97forever]

Marsupial cannibalism is technically against the law in many states,Kat.

 

[EatMorePossum]

Originally posted by kat2220+Mar 23 2004, 11:13 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kat2220 @ Mar 23 2004, 11:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--TexasRaceLady@Mar 23 2004, 10:14 AM
For shame, all of you.&nbsp; Making light of EMP losing a relative.&nbsp;

ROTFL

TRL......his name is EAT more possum! [/b][/quote]
And maybe, just maybe, my first name is More...

 

[bowtie]

Originally posted by EatMorePossum+Mar 23 2004, 10:19 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (EatMorePossum @ Mar 23 2004, 10:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by -kat2220@Mar 23 2004, 11:13 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--TexasRaceLady

@Mar 23 2004, 10:14 AM
For shame, all of you.  Making light of EMP losing a relative. 

ROTFL

TRL......his name is EAT more possum!

And maybe, just maybe, my first name is More...



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:EEEEK: no you didn't :EEEEK: